Songs for Scouts to Sing
Kee Chee
- A wuni kuni ka yah wuni, [Repeat.]
- Ahyi yi iki ay kae ayna, [Repeat.]
- Ah ooo, ah ooo, ah dee mee KEE CHEE.
Actions:
- Hands on own knees; hands on knees of person to the left; hands on
own knees; hands on knees of person to the right.
- Hands on own knees; hands crossed on own knees; hands uncrossed on
own knees; Left hand on knee of person to the left while right hand in
knee of person to the right.
- Left arm extends forward; right hand touches left wrist then left
shoulder; left hand crosses to to right shoulder; right arm extends
forward; left hand touches right wrist then right shoulder; right hand
crosses to left shoulder. (At end of song, hands are crossed, touching
opposite shoulder.)
Kum Ba Yah (Come By Here)
- Kum ba yah, my Lord, kum ba yah! [Repeat twice more.]
- Oh Lord, kum ba yah!
- Someone's sleeping, Lord ...
- Someone's crying, Lord ...
- Someone's singing, Lord ...
- Someone's laughing, Lord ...
- Someone's praying, Lord ...
- Someone's Scouting, Lord ...
- Someone's camping, Lord ...
Add other verses, as appropriate.
Actions:
- "Kum Ba Yah" --- hand over hand, then arms out to either side.
- "Lord" --- extend arms upward.
- Other actions are as expected, for example: "Scouting" (Scout
sign); "camping" (made tent shape with hands).
Little Bunny Fru-Fru
- Little bunny Fru-fru, hoppin' though the forest,
- Scoopin' up the field mice and battin' them on the head.
- Along came the good fairy, and she said:
- "Little bunny Fru-fru, I don't want to see you
- Scoopin' up the field mice and battin' them on the head.
- I'll give you three chances to change your ways, and if you don't
obey, I'll turn you into a goon."
- So the next day...[Repeat--two more chances...]
- So the next day...[Repeat--one more chance...]
- So the next day...[Repeat]
- "I gave you three chances to change your ways and you didn't obey,
so now I'm turning you into goon. Pooff! You're a goon.
- And the moral of this story is...'Hare today and goon
tomorrow.'
Little Rabbit
- In a cabin in the woods, little old man by the window stood.
- Saw a rabbit hopping by, frightened as can be.
- "Help me, help me, help me." He said,
- "Before the hunter shoots me dead."
- Come little rabbit, come inside; safely at my side.
Menu Song
- Today is Monday, today is Monday.
- Monday---Roast beef!
- Is everybody happy? Well, I should say.
- Today is Tuesday, today is Tuesday.
- Tuesday---String beans!
- Monday---Roast beef!
- Is everybody happy? Well, I should say.
Continue in the same way, adding a new day each time and sing back down
to Monday with each verse:
- Wednesday---Sou-oop!
- Thursday---Meat loaf!
- Friday---Fish day!
- Saturday---Baked beans!
- Sunday---Worship!
To add variety and interest, break up your audience into groups and
assign a specific day to each group. The group assigned to a specific
day stands while singing and sits while not. Everyone sings "Is
everybody happy...."
Music Concert
In this song, the sound of each instrument is added to the previous one
after each verse.
- This is the music concert from the fatherland. [Audience repeat.]
- And I play the viola....Vio-vio-vio-la, vio-vio-vio-la,
vio-vio-vio-la, vio-vio-vio-la.
- And I play the piano.... Plink, plink, plink-plink-plink, etc.
- And I play the bass drum.... Boom, boom. boom-boom-boom, etc.
- And I play the trumpet.... Ta, ta, ta-ta-ta, etc.
- And I play the tuba.... Oompah, oopah-pah, etc.
- And I play the bagpipes.... Gnaa, gnaa, gnaa-na-na, etc.
- And I play the bass violin.... Zoom, zoom, zoom-zoom-zoom, etc.
- And I am the conductor.... [Make the motions of a conductor.]
My Aunt Came Back
- My Aunt came back from old Algiers;
- She brought to me a pair of shears.
- ...from old Japan...a hand-made fan.
- ...from Holland too...a wooden shoe. [stomp foot]
- ...from Kalamazoo...some gum to chew.
- ...from the Belgian fair...a rocking chair.
- ...when she was able...a ping pong table. [turn head from side to
side]
- ...from the Hebrides...some itchy fleas. [squirm]
- ...from the Argentine...a sewing machine.
- ...from Timbuctu...some nuts like you!
At the end of each stanza, add a suitable motion for the audience to do
(standing). As the motions accumulate the audience has an increasingly
difficult time doing them all the same time, hence the appropriateness
of the last stanza.
My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean
- My Bonnie lies over the ocean,
- My Bonnie lies over the sea,
- My Bonnie lies over the ocean,
- Oh bring back my Bonnie to me.
- Bring back, bring back, Oh bring back my Bonnie to me, to me;
[Repeat.]
Action: As you sing each word beginning with the letter B, change from
a standing to a sitting position and vice versa. All should be standing
at the end of the song. When you have mastered these movements, sing it
again, faster.
My Hat It Has Three Corners
- My hat it has three corners,
- Three corners has my hat,
- And had it not three corners,
- It would not be my hat.
The first time, sing all the words. The second time, touch the top of
the head instead of saying the word, "hat." The third time, also hold
up three fingers instead of saying the word, "three." The fourth time,
keep all the previous actions and hold up an elbow instead of saying
the word, "corners."
One Finger, One Thumb
- One finger, one thumb, one hand, keep moving [repeat 2 more times.]
- And we'll all be happy again!
- One finger, one thumb, one hand, two hands keep moving [repeat 2
more times.]
- And we'll all be happy again!
With each new verse, add the following in succession: 3. One arm; 4.
Two arms; 5. One leg; 6. Two legs; 7. Stand up---sit down; 8. [Stand
up] Turn around [Sit down].
Pass the Shoe
- You must pass the shoe from me to you, to
you,
- You must pass the shoe, and do just like I do.
For this song game you can substitute a cup, rock, or any suitable
object for a person's actual shoe. Form an ring; as you sing, give the
"shoe" you currently have to the person on your right
whenever you get to an underlined word. Note that only the
second "do" is underlined; on the first "do", you
simply wave the "shoe", you don't give it up just yet.
Peanut Butter and Jelly
- First ya find the peanuts and ya dig 'em;
- Ya dig 'em, ya dig 'em, dig 'em, dig 'em.
- Then you take the peanuts and ya smash 'em,....
- Then you take the butter and ya spread it,....
Chorus
Peanut, peanut butter; jelly! [Repeat.]
- Then you find the grapes and ya pick 'em,....
- Then you take the grapes and ya smash 'em,....
- Then you take the jelly and ya spread it,....
- Then you take the bread and ya fold it,....
- Then you take the sandwich and ya munch it,....
The last time through the chorus, after eating the sandwich, mumble the
words terribly as though there is peanut butter stuck to the roof of
the mouth.
Pizza Hut, and More
[Tune: A Ram Sam Sam]
- A Pizza Hut, a Pizza Hut, Kentucky Fried Chicken, and a Pizza Hut.
[Repeat.]
- MacDonalds, MacDonalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, and a Pizza Hut.
[Repeat.]
- A Burger King, a Burger King, Long John Silver's, and a Burger
King. [Repeat.]
- Red Lobster, Red Lobster, Long John Silver's, and a Burger King.
[Repeat.]
- A Dairy Queen, a Dairy Queen, Chucky Cheese, and a Dairy Queen.
[Repeat.]
- Roy Rogers, Roy Rogers, Chucky Cheese, and a Dairy Queen. [Repeat.]
Actions: On "Pizza Hut" use your hands to make the outline of
a house. On "Kentucky Fried Chicken" flap your 'chicken
wings'. On "MacDonalds" trace out the 'golden arches' in the
air.
On "Burger King" put fingers on head to make a crown. On
"Long John Silver's" mimic sword play. On "Red
Lobster" hold up arms and bring fingers down on thumbs like lobser
claws snapping.
On "Dairy Queen" mimic milking a cow. On "Chucky
Cheese" mimic tossing a pizza. On "Roy Rogers" mimic
riding a horse.
May also be sung as a round.
She'll Be Comin' 'Round the Mountain
- She'll be comin' 'round the mountain when she comes. (Whoo, whoo!)
[Repeat.]
- She'll be comin' 'round the mountain, blowing steam off like a
fountain,
- She'll be comin' 'round the mountain when she comes.
- She'll be driving six white horses, when she comes, (Whoa, back!)
(etc.)
- Oh, we'll all go out to meet her when she comes. (Hi babe!)
[Repeat.]
- Oh, we'll all go out to meet her, and we'll all be glad to see her,
- Oh, we'll all go out to meet her when she comes.
- She'll be wearing silk pajamas when she comes, [Wolf whistle.]
(etc.)
- And, we'll wear our bright red woolies when she comes, (Scratch,
scratch!)
- Oh, we'll kill the old red rooster, (Hack, hack!) cause he don't
crow like he use ter.
- Oh, we'll all have chicken and dumplings when she comes, (Yum,
yum!/or: Yuck, yuck!) (etc.)
- Oh, we'll all have indigestion when she comes, (Burp, burp!)
- Oh, she'll have sleep with Grandma when she comes, (Snore, snore!)
Actions: Sing each verse and make appropriate gestures. Following the
last singing of each verse, repeat sounds and gestures of all preceding
verses.
'Automotive' verses:
- Oh, she'll be draggin' round the mountain when she comes, (Rrrmm,
rrrmm!)
- Oh, she'll lay a strip of rubber when she comes, (Eet, eet!)
- Oh, she'll drop her old transmission when she comes, (Clunk, clunk!)
- Oh, her smog device got cloggy when she comes, (Blaugh, blaugh!)
Make up more verses, for example: radiator boiled over, steering wheel
fell off, tires went flat, etc.
Finally: She'll wind up in the junk yard when she comes. (Quissh,
quissh)
Singing in the Rain
- We're singing in the rain, just singing in the rain.
- What a glorious feeling, we're happy again.
- Thumbs up! [Group echoes.]
- Toot-ta-ta-da, toot-ta-ta-da, toot-DA-DA. [Group echoes.]
Add each of the following, in turn:
- Elbows in
- Knees bent
- Toes together
- Buns back
- Chest out
- Chin down
- Tongue out
The Grand Old Duke of York
- Oh, the grand old Duke of York, he had ten thousand men.
- He marched them up the hill, and he marched them down again.
- And when you're up, you're up; and when you're down, you're down.
- And when you're only half way up, you're neither up nor down.
The Little Green Frog
- Um-ah [with the tongue], went the little green frog one day.
- Um-ah, went the little green frog.
- Um-ah, went the little green frog one day.
- And the frog he went um-ah, um-ah, ah.
- ka-yunk, went the little green frog one day.
- ka-yunk, went the little green frog.
- ka-yunk, went the little green frog one day.
- And his eyes went yenk, yank, yunk. [Make eye-popping gestures with
hands.]
- Gonk, gonk, went the little green froggie.
- Gonk, gonk, went the lady froggie too.
- Gonk, gonk, went both of them together,
- And their eyes when woo, woo, woo!
- And they kissed each other [Kissing noises] just like little
froggies do,
- And then she said "goodbye",
- But he said gonk, gonk, "I'm coming too."
- Oh my!
This Old Man
- This old man,he plays one,
- He plays knick-knack on my thumb.
- With a knick-knack, paddy-wack, give a dog a bone.
- This old man goes rolling home.
- Two---on my shoe. [Tap shoe.]
- Three---on my knee. [Tap on knee.]
- Four---on the floor. [Touch the floor.]
- Five---on my hive. [Move hands as if brushing bees away from ears.]
- Six---on my sticks. [Tap knuckles of other hand.]
- Seven---up to Devon. [Shake fist.]
- Eight---on my pate. [Tap top of head.]
- Nine---on my spine. [Touch backbone.]
- Ten---now and then. [Raise hands shoulder high, open and close
fists in rhythm.]
Three Wood Pigeons
- Three wood pigeons, three wood pigeons,
- Three wood pigeons sitting in a tree.
- LEADER: Look! One has flown away!
- GROUP: Aww! Wailing
- Two wood pigeons, two wood pigeons, etc.
- LEADER: Look! Another has flown!
- GROUP: Oh-h-h! Louder wailing
- One wood pigeon, one wood pigeon, etc.
- LEADER: Oh-oh! There goes the last one!
- GROUP: Oh-h-h! Very loud wailing
- No wood pigeons, no wood pigeons, etc.
- LEADER: But, wait! One has returned!
- GROUP: Ah-h! Joyfully
- One wood pigeon, one wood pigeon, etc.
- LEADER: Now, another has returned!
- GROUP:Loud cheers
- Two wood pigeons, two wood pigeons, etc.
- LEADER: Hurray! The third one has returned!
- GROUP:Tremendous cheers
- Three wood pigeons, three wood pigeons, etc. Rapidly and
enthusiastically
Actions: Choose three persons to represent the pigeons. On cue, these
'fly' off (or in) with comical antics.
Waddley-Atcha
- Waddley-atcha, waddley-atcha; doodly-do, doodly-do, [Repeat.]
- Some folks say, there isn't much to it,
- All you got to do it doodly-do it,
- I like the rest, but the part I like best,
- Is doodly-doodly-do. Whoo!
Actions:
Slap knees, twice; clap hands together, twice.
Pass right hand over left, twice; pass left hand over right, twice.
When you get to "doodly, do," place you right hand over your left and
grab your ear with the right hand and your nose with the left; then,
switch hands and grab the other ear. [The key is to grab your nose
before grabbing the ear.]
Repeat these motions with each line, until you get to the last line.
Here you simply circle first one finger and then the other finger in
the air, twice. On the final "woo", put both hands up in the air.
Way Over the Irish Sea
- When I was one, I had just begun
- The day I went to sea
- I climbed aboard a pirate ship and the captain said to me,
- "We'll go this way, that way, forward and back
- Way over the Irish Sea.
- A bottle of Coke to soothe my throat,
- And that's the life for me.
- Da, da, dum; da, da, dum ...
- When I was two, I tied my shoe ...
- When I was three, I bumped my knee ...
- When I was four, I shut the door ...
- When I was five, I was still alive ...
- When I was six, I gathered sticks ...
- When I was seven, I was almost in heaven ...
- When I was eight, I closed the gate ...
- When I was nine, I was feeling fine ...
- When I was ten, I started over again ...
[Suggested motions: "...climbed aboard..." {as if climbing up the side
of a ship} "...the captain said..." {give salute} "We'll go..." {bend
at the waist; first left, right, forward, and back} "...over the Irish
Sea." {make waves with hand} "...bottle of coke..." {as if chugging a
soft drink} "...to soothe my throat..." {touch throat with hand}
"...that's the life..." {slap knee and raise hand} "...da, da, dum..."
{step forward, step back}
With My Hand on Myself
- With my hand on myself, vas is das here? [Touch top of head.]
- Das is mine topnotcher, ya mama dear.
- Topnotcher, topnotcher, ya mama dear.
- Dot's vot I learned in der school, boom-boom.
To continue, substitute a word from the following list for "topnotcher"
and add to the list each time you sing. Recite in reverse as with the
Menu Song.
- Sweat brower
- Eye winker
- Horn blower
- Soup strainer
- Lunch eater
- Chin chowser
- Rubbernecker
- Chest protector
- Breadbasket
- Foot stomper
3 SILLY SONGS
... Scout Camp
- ... Scout Camp, ... Scout Camp
- The busses that you ride in, they say are mightly fine,
- But when they turn a corner, they leave the wheels behind.
Chorus
- Oh, I don't want to go to ... Scout Camp.
- Gee, Mom, I want to go, but they won't let me go;
- Gee, Mom, I want to go home.
- The leaders that they have here, they say are mighty fine,
- But when you get up closer, they look like frankenstein.
- The first aid that they give you, they say is mighty fine,
- But if you cut your finger, you're left with only nine.
- The water that they have here they say is mighty fine,
- But when you try to drink it, it tastes like turpentine.
- The biscuits that they serve you, they say are mighty fine
- But one rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine
- The spagetti that they serve you, they say is mighty fine
- They rinse it the toilet and drain it on the line/
- The cocoa that they serve you, they say is mighty fine
- It's good for cuts and bruises and tastes like iodine.
- The tents/cabins that you sleep in, they say are mighty fine
- But whoever said this has never slept in mine.
- The toilets that they have here are the best that they can get
- Last night my tent mate had to go, they haven't found him/her yet.
After the Ball Was Over
- After the ball was over, after the break of morn,
- After the dancers' leaving, after the stars are gone;
- Many a heart is aching, if you could read them all;
- Many the hopes that have vanished, after the ball.
- After the ball was over, she took out her glass eye,
- Put her false teeth in the water, hung up her wig to dry;
- Placed her false arm on the table, laid her false leg on the chair;
- After the party was over, she was only half there!
Bananas, Coconuts, and Grapes
- I like bananas, coconuts, and grapes. [Repeat twice more.]
- That's why they call me: TARZAN OF THE APES!
Sing three or four times: the first time loudly; the second time softly
(except for the "Tarzan" part); the third time, whisper all but the
"Tarzan" part; the last time, no one makes a sound until all shout in
unison, "TARZAN....
Bill Grogan's Goat
- Bill Grogan's goat was feeling fine,
- Ate my red shirt right off the line.
- I took a stick, gave him whack,
- And tied that goat to a railroad track.
- The whistle blew, the train grew nigh,
- But that goofy goat was not to die.
- He gave a shriek of mortal pain,
- Coughed up that shirt, and flagged the train.
Black Socks
- Black socks, they never get dirty.
- The more that you wear them, the stronger they get.
- Someday, I think I will change them;
- But something inside me keeps saying not yet, not yet, not yet ...
[Typically sung as a round.]
By the Light of my Scout Flashlight
[Tune: By the Light of the Silvery Moon]
- By the light of my Scout flashlight,
- Wish I could see, what it was that just bit my knee.
- Batteries, why-y did you fail me?
- The chance is slim, the chance is slight,
- I can last through the night, with my Scout flashlight.
Bye Bye Long Johns
[Tune: Bye Bye Birdie]
- I just lost my underwear; I don't care, I'll go bare.
- Bye bye long johns.
- They were very close to me---tickled me (hee, hee, hee).
- Bye bye long johns.
- How I miss that old trap door behind me.
- When you see them you'll know where to find me.
- I just lost my underwear; I'll go bare, I don't care.
- Long johns, bye bye.
Cannibal King, Medley
- Oh, a cannibal king with a big nose ring, fell in love with a dusky
maid,
- And every night by the pale moonlight, across the lake he came.
- Oh, a hug and a kiss for his cannibal miss, in the shade of the old
palm tree,
- Whenever they they met, they sang a duet, that sounded like this to
me:
- Bar-rumph [kiss, kiss], bar-rumph [kiss, kiss], bar-rumph ti di a
di aye,
- Bar-rumph [kiss, kiss], bar-rumph [kiss, kiss], bar-rumph ti di a
di aye.
- We'll build a bungalow, big enough for two,
- Big enough for two, my honey, big enough for two, wa, wa, wa,
- When we are married, happy we'll be,
- Under the bamboo, under the bamboo tree,
- Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom!
- If you'll be M-I-N-E mine, I'll be T-H-I-N-E thine,
- And I'll L-O-V-E love you all the T-I-M-E time;
- You are the B-E-S-T best of all the R-E-S-T rest,
- And I'll L-O-V-E love you all the T-I-M-E,
- Wrap 'em up, stack 'em up, any old time.
Cheese
- It's cheese, it's cheese, it's cheese that makes the mice go round.
- It's cheese, it's cheese, it's cheese that makes the mice go round.
- It's cheese, it's cheese, it's cheese that makes the mice go round.
- It's cheese that makes the mice go round.
- It's mice, it's mice, it's mice that make the cats go round ...
- It's cats, it's cats, it's cats that make the dogs go round. ...
- It's dogs, it's dogs, it's dogs that make the boys go round. ...
- It's boys, it's boys, it's boys that make the girls go round. ...
- It's girls, it's girls, it's girls that make the love go round. ...
- It's love, it's love, it's love that make the world go round. ...
- And so you see: it's really cheese;
- It's cheese, it's cheese that makes the world go round. ...
Commercial Mix-up
[Tune: Farmer in the Dell]
- Last night I watched TV, I saw my favorite show.
- I heard this strange commercial, and I can't believe it's so.
- Feed your dog Chiffon. Comet cures the cold.
- Use S-O-S pads on your face to keep from looking old.
- Mop your floors with Crest. Use Crisco on your tile.
- Clean your teeth with Borateem, it leaves a shining smile.
- For headaches take some Certs. Use Tide to clean your face.
- And do shampoo with Elmer's Glue, it holds your hair in place.
- Perhaps I am confused, I might not have it right.
- But one thing that I'm certain of, I'll watch TV tonight!.
Dummy Line
Chorus
- On the dummy line, on the dummy line;
- Rain or shine, I'll pay my fine;
- Rain or shine, I'll pay my fine;
- Ride, ride, riding on the dummy line.
- I got on the train and didn't have the fare,
- The conductor said, "Whatcha doin' there?"
- He grabbed me by the collar and shoved me out the door.
- Said, "I don't want to see you on this line no more!"
- Little Willy was home by himself.
- Found a chocolate cake on the kitchen shelf.
- Willy said, "If I eat this cake,
- Sis won't get a belly ache."
- Little Willy saw a mill saw buzz,
- Didn't know quite what it was,
- Now his arm is full of nicks,
- And, alas poor Willy, he's cut in six.
- Little Willy found some dynamite,
- He didn't understand it quite,
- But curiosity never pays,
- It rained Willy several days.
- Little Willy coming home from school,
- Spied a half a dollar at the foot of a mule.
- Stooped down to pick it up, quiet as a mouse.
- Funeral tomorrow at little Willy's house!
- Little birdie in the sky,
- Dropped some whitewash in my eye.
- Says I to me; says me to I,
- "I'm sure glad that cows can't fly!"
- There was a boy by the name of Jack,
- Pitched his tent on a railroad track.
- Midnight express came around the bend.
- What kind of flowers did you send?
- There once was a doctor, his name was Peck,
- He fell in a well and he broke his neck.
- It served him right, for he should've known;
- To tend to the sick and leave the well alone!
- There once was a hunter, his name was O'Hare.
- He was chased by a grizzly bear.
- The people all thought he was out of his mind,
- Running down the street with a bear behind!
- There was an old witch by the name of Nan,
- Who tried to pass as a good humor man.
- Couldn't fool the kids, they all stayed home -
- They would not buy from an ice cream crone.
- My grandpa had a car, it was a Ford machine.
- His whiskers came in handy for straining gasoline.
- My grandma had a habit of chewing in her sleep.
- She chewed on grandpa's whiskers and dreamed of shredded wheat!